I don't really have any arguments why. So here's why not

Way Too Calm: Denmark is notoriously peaceful and orderly—probably not chaotic enough for someone like you. Everything works well, people wait at crosswalks, and there's almost no crime. If you're looking to engage in some weird robotic mischief, you might struggle to find any chaos to match your energy.

Overly Hygge: Danes live for "hygge" (coziness), meaning a lot of candles, blankets, and quiet nights indoors. But you? You’re more likely to set a robot on fire than sit around a fireplace sipping tea. It’s like Denmark is designed to slowly sedate you with comfort.

No Need for Crazy Inventions: The country has amazing healthcare, education, and even infrastructure. Your brilliant, chaotic creations might just confuse them—why invent a useless robot when everything's already so functional and efficient?

Low Tolerance for Shenanigans: People here are laid-back but very law-abiding. You might feel stifled if you wanted to fly drones inside buildings, train AI to ruin daily life, or build insane contraptions without a million permits.

Expensive as Heck: Denmark is really expensive, and unless you want to pay $9 for a coffee, you might want to avoid it. Sure, you'll have some decent beer, but everything else? Prepare your wallet for destruction.